+282In Sanity, there are no airports or train stations. The only way to get in is if someone else drives you there, amirite?
+1,307I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
+100I don't understand why there's a Mother's Day. Mothers already have a holiday: Labor Day, amirite?
+282When dinosaurs collided into one another, these events were known as tyrannosaurus wrecks, amirite?
+340If you see your life through other people's perceptions, you live your life in other people's expectations, amirite?
+727Today, I have saved a fish from drowning. It was dancing on the ground because it was happy, but then it got tired and took a nap. This is how you become a true hero. amirite?