Yeah well NO ONE ASKED YOU :'(
updates facebook status about how people shouldn't be judgin or hatin' on me and mah man.
To me it sounds like "hose, eh?" and then I think of Canadians and why they would be saying 'hose'
"Want to get high?"
"Fuck that. Let's get high instead."
There is a huge difference between shame and the absence of pride. In the example of nationality, there is no need for pride nor shame. Not one of us had any choice in the matter of our ethnicity or country of birth. It was all chance. Chance deserves no pride; chance deserves no shame.
Bacon and bacon.
THE SCHOOL OF ST. SIMON
(I was declared a Saint coz the Pope was like “Holy shit dude, why aren’t you a Saint yet?” and I was like “I know, right?”)
1. Every student shuts the fuck up and sits the fuck down in school and listens to their teacher, because kids backtalk too much these days.
2. Bullying will not be eradicated, and it will in fact be encouraged – kids nowadays are pussies. Learning to defend yourself and learning to develop a thick skin and not take shit seriously is an important part of education.
3. You don’t drop out, and if you do, you’re forced to either enter a trade course to learn how to be a plumber or something, or forced straight into work. No one is ending up on welfare on my watch.
4. If you’re too retarded to put a condom on, use birth control, dental dams, lubricant, etc., then you’re too retarded to have sex. And no sex at all before 16 – age of consent, motherfuckers.
I was airborne for like twelve seconds.
(Bill_Nyelover<3): I am healing while also ridding the body of dangerous toxins and assisting in the metabolism of fats.
They do exist, we just overfed them so we call them rhinos instead of unicorns
You've had your last crumpet. Get in the mini.
When I did that I walked into a lift (elevator) with my friend and we both stood with our backs to the door. Everyone was really uncomfortable!
"I felt like a glass shrimp, a man on a porcupine fence."