Some races are so worthless and stupid that we need to get rid of them. Like the egg and spoon, three-legged, etc. Amirite?

Also black people

You love how you look in the mirror, but hate how you look in pictures, amirite?
There's a new iphone practically every month I don't get why people make such a big deal, by next summer we'll be on iphone 25 , amirite?

I don't care about all the "there's a new iPhone every year" thing anymore. Apple may be trying to squeeze out every dime they can from their customers, but it doesn't mean their phones aren't good. iPhones are the first phones that were simple enough for my parents to understand. And the features they added for this next one are actually really cool.

When there are numerous people on, Amirite Chat can be a fun, delightful place to be in and a great place to make friends, amirite?

Wow why are girls suddenly hitting on Kash? ._.

What about me? (cry2)

Saying that you're a good person is meaningless. Every single person who's ever walked on this planet thought he or she was a pretty good person. Even Osama bin Laden thought he was doing what was right, amirite?
@SemiColin Yeah, because every gay ass little comment you make on the POTD is so original and funny.

You're a very angry person. Everything everyone does annoys you. You berate Favvkes and Kashish all the time because they make some lame jokes. You spend so much damn time being bothered over other people's comments. Just worry about your own and stop bitching about it.

The reason the places to which people were taken during the holocaust were called 'camps' was because the experience of going through the holocaust is about on par with the experience of going camping, amirite?

un smilie

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Public transport is more fun than people give it credit for. You can be sat there when suddenly, BAM. Resident weirdo walks on, sits next to you, and you get a 10 minute story about how he fought apes in Vietnam with his Henry Hoover. Of course, the alternative is that you go home with 16 new undiscovered illnesses from touching anything, amirite?
There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?
@You got a little brown stuff on your nose there

Actually, all the brown stuff is on a piece of paper

We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?

Inb4. "No one deserves to die"
that's bull shit. No one deserves to live. You did absolutely nothing to be brought into this world, you should have to fight to stay in it, not be fucking spoon fed your entire life.

It's risky owning your own business, but it's way better than having to deal with a dickhead boss and coworkers. No matter what anybody says, it's not worth it to try and get along with people you hate. amirite?

Stop hating people and maybe you can get along with them better.

Sluts make you want to kick them in the vagina but you really don't want to lose your shoe, amirite?
When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?