I'm not a slut for being pregnant at nineteen, amirite?

What if someone said "I'm not a slut for being pregnant at 30" ... Most people would say no because she's older, but that doesn't mean she didn't go out and sleep with 20 people in a month and has no idea who the father is. Back to you, you could be married and planned to have a child. Or, you could have had a one night stand.

"Regular" marriage & "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops & bras. Exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public. amirite?
@1633476

if marriage is such a "sacred institution" than why don't they outlaw divorce?

You can't think of even ONE adjective that can't be used in a sexual reference at all, amirite?

i didnt even finish reading the post before i clicked on the comments

A lot of female celebrities have really boyish names...BLAKE Lively, DREW Barrymore, BRYCE Dallas Howard, just to name a few. amirite?

JUSTIN Bieber

Abstinence only education is just like "hold it" potty training. amirite?
@thatsjustmii self-control is not taught enough in our world today. Sometimes it is just not the time and place to void.

self control isn't the issue, education is. If a student knows how to protect themselves and why they need to do so and they still make the decision to have sex that's their decision. If a student has no idea of anything and just does it they have a better chance of getting pregnant or STDs

Every food tastes better warm, amirite?

i love me a nice warm slice of watermelon

Harry Potter would have had a much easier time if he just used the internet. "Who is Nicholas Flamel?" "Lets google it!" "How am I supposed to breathe under water for an hour?" "I bet Wikipedia has an article about it!" "Oh God, where is Voldemort's last horcrux?" "I don't know, lets check his Twitter!" Amirite?
There should be a TV show where all the episodes are cliches of plot ideas that are used over and over again. For example, trying to fix your own plumbing, taking two dates to the same dance, two enemies being trapped in a room together, or a celebrity whom one of the characters obsesses over comes to town. amirite?

being two places at the same time, pretending to be awful so their boyfriend/girlfriend will break up with them, going in jail for something stupid, having to go to the school dance with (gasp) A GEEK...... or anything that happened on boy meets world or full house

It's funny that when we find out about Kony abducting children in Africa, everyone is all up in arms, but when someone mentions that the United States is killing children in the Middle East, all you can hear are crickets, amirite?

I don't think its the actual acts that is the biggest concerning factor of this whole Kony deal. Obviously, its VERY devastating, but come on. We've all heard of children getting abducted, killed and sold into sex slavery. The point of the video is that if we all work together, spreading the word about the ONE guy who is doing this, we can help take him down. He has done this to 30,000 children so if you could simply tweet #stopkony and help spread the word to help stop this you would, wouldn't you? It's something simple that can be stopped, not a whole war that we have been in for ten years. I personally would like the war to end but we can't just pull out all the soldiers and say that's it.

It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?

How about if you're naturally a shy person or don't have a lot of self confidence? I hate when my friends say "ok you need to just not be shy!" .... its like ok, sure! HEY RANDOM HOT GUY HOW ARE YA?

If Muslims REALLY wanted to find 72 virgins, they could've just gone to the MW3 midnight launch, amirite?

There was something on family guy where a suicide bomber got to heaven and he just sees 72 complete geeks sitting there on laptops. One says "wanna come play magic the gathering?" and the suicide bomber just throws up his fists angrily and shouts "OSAMA!!"

Ok not to put Harry Potter or Twilight down, but They will never be Better than The Chronicles of Narnia, Amirite?

Harry Potter > Chronicles of Narnia > Twilight

If you live in America, speak whatever language you want, amirite?

Speak whatever language you want, but it's gonna be a HELL of a lot easier for you and everyone you have to associate with who doesn't speak your language if you learn english.

Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?

but if you were at a fish market, the fish would most likely be fresh and therefore have no smell

If an older person (over 30) has braces, its kind of hard to take them seriously, amirite?

My french teacher in middle school had braces. She also had red curly hair and wore parrot earrings...