If you're ever hungry, hit a fat person up for some food. amirite?

I love to have sex and there is nothing that Heather Sim can do about it.

The average person today has probably traveled more distance in a vehicle than entire generations combined would have in their entire lifetimes. amirite?

I like to shove cucumbers up my crotch. I'm really good at getting away with annoying illegal sex around the stupid people that I know.

We know the game and we're gonna play it. amirite?
@Openeyes Aaaand if you tell me

I had dirty illegal sex and still am not in a chastity belt. Ha ha!