dear god i hope none of them reproduce
Ice on burns dries them up. You're supposed to put them in cool (not cold) water. There's your doctor tip for the day.
You can make them do anything you want because you have their balls, they use you for the benefits but they secretly hate you, you force them to fight each other for no reason. and you can have six of them at the same time.
you tryna fuckin say somethin bout only havin 3 eyelashes, bitch?
Hi I'm Bubbles
But Becky just texted me and said she kissed Johnny. That's a problem; I like Johnny. I mean..OMG, Becky's not even hot!
Funny you should mention that. My buddy told me what irony is yesterday. It was ironic because we were getting pizza.
"Hey mum, remember what I told you about never drinking, doing drugs, smoking or making a complete twat of myself?
Well, you've no need to worry because I'm a nerdy hermit."
Lol Charles Darwin on a God post?
This makes my inner grammar Nazi curl up in the fetal position and sob tears of agony.
That was the only thing that seemed unrealistic to you?
Ah, fair enough. Or it might be in FIN-nish....I'm here all night :)
Me? Obsessed with a game? I doubt that...
"OMG you look like a model! :D"
He was gonna sell them on the black market to cover the cost of all that "Chemical X"