It is shocking that none of the girls on Jersey Shore are pregnant. amirite?

dear god i hope none of them reproduce

You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?
@mchalla3 Would you like some ice for that burn?

Ice on burns dries them up. You're supposed to put them in cool (not cold) water. There's your doctor tip for the day.

Anonymous +33Reply
Boys are like Pokémon: You can catch them almost anywhere, your first will always have a special place in your heart, the farther you go in life the stronger they are, the best ones are rare, sometimes they let you down, and if you walk around for awhile another one will come along. amirite?

You can make them do anything you want because you have their balls, they use you for the benefits but they secretly hate you, you force them to fight each other for no reason. and you can have six of them at the same time.

Anonymous +7Reply
Middle school girls need to realize that the goal of mascara is not to put on as many coats as possible. They layer it on every day to the point where their eye lashes are so crumbly and clumped together, it looks like they only have three, amirite?

you tryna fuckin say somethin bout only havin 3 eyelashes, bitch?

Anonymous +51Reply
Twelve year old girls are really young when you think about it. They should focus on blowing bubbles, not boys, amirite?

Hi I'm Bubbles

Anonymous +18Reply
We should be able to text during school and not get in trouble, amirite?
@Tallglassofwater I'm pretty sure the point of school is to pay attention to the teacher and learn, not text Becky about that one...

But Becky just texted me and said she kissed Johnny. That's a problem; I like Johnny. I mean..OMG, Becky's not even hot!

Anonymous +434Reply
I don't care about sex or drugs. I don't care about partying and being out all night drinking. I'm not worried about my reputation, or how cool people think I am. I just like pancakes, and I can't see how anything else is more important. amirite?
@I don't think you know what the definition of irony is.

Funny you should mention that. My buddy told me what irony is yesterday. It was ironic because we were getting pizza.

Your parents wouldn't be to happy if they were shown everything you had ever done in life, amirite?

"Hey mum, remember what I told you about never drinking, doing drugs, smoking or making a complete twat of myself?

Well, you've no need to worry because I'm a nerdy hermit."

Anonymous +15Reply
If god made all of us equal, why is it that blacks have big dicks, amirite?
@1056861

Lol Charles Darwin on a God post?

THEIR going to the mall over THEY'RE with THERE friends. Amirite?

This makes my inner grammar Nazi curl up in the fetal position and sob tears of agony.

Anonymous +339Reply
There is a HUGE plot hole in a Little Mermaid. Hasn't Ariel ever heard of WRITING? I bet if she'd just calmly written the situation down in an explanation that Eric could understand, she could have saved herself a LOT of trouble, amirite?

That was the only thing that seemed unrealistic to you?

There is a HUGE plot hole in a Little Mermaid. Hasn't Ariel ever heard of WRITING? I bet if she'd just calmly written the situation down in an explanation that Eric could understand, she could have saved herself a LOT of trouble, amirite?
@KickAss In mermaidian... it might not be the same writing as human writing

Ah, fair enough. Or it might be in FIN-nish....I'm here all night :)

At some point you've been so obsessed with a game that you played it in your dreams. amirite?

Me? Obsessed with a game? I doubt that...

Being told that you look like a model is actually an insult, as most models have ugly faces, amirite?

"OMG you look like a model! :D"
"FUCK YOU."

What was Professor Utonium doing trying to make little girls in the first place? amirite?

He was gonna sell them on the black market to cover the cost of all that "Chemical X" wary smilie