+13Awkward eye contact with people is the worst! Espcially when it's not at a red light, amirite?
+203Last night I had a dream that I thought of the most amazing post. I woke up, couldn't remember it, but at least I'm comforted by the fact that it was probably only funny in the dream. amirite?
+16Scary movies wouldn't be very scary if the thing jumped at you WITHOUT that flicker effect, amirite?
+280You like smiling at babies so they smile back at you. That, and you keep them quiet and happy for a few more minutes. amirite?
+14You address cute things in the third person, unless of course they have a completely shit-tastic name. Then you just address them normally. Amirite?
+18You can't tell a guy to use hand lotion when he still lives with his parents, amirite?
-6Men are like Nazis, because they both caused the holocaust. It's true, amirite?
-186Health books say how underweight people go on diets to gain weight. You don't know a single person who would go on a special diet to gain weight, amirite?
+24You're beginning to get very good at typing "where you book matters" amirite?
+1You didn't think anyone could sing in a higher pitch than Justin Bieber, until you heard what Justin Bieber sounded like when he was younger. amirite?