You shouldn't date someone who is the same age as your shoe size, amirite?

unless your shaq..

When your sister takes a shit that looks like a snake and the 'shitsnake' scares you something fierce, said sister should apologize to you, not laugh in your tear stained face, amirite?

and when someone makes a post that makes no fucking sense, they should apologize and not laugh in my face,(my face that isn't "tear stained" because unfortunatley i dont have a sister that poops out reptile shaped turds.)