KevlarYarmulke

It's physically impossible to have all 5 fingers touch each other at the same time, amirite?

... on a date?

Raking and getting rid of leaves is a waste of time and likely terrible for the environment. amirite?
Ther has never been a thirsty fish ever, amirite?
Just mentioning the fourth wall in a TV show or movie, breaks it. amirite?
@Unknowncpyt Now to figure out that 5th wall.

That's when the audience can change the situation of the movie

The song "In the Arms of an Angel" sounds comforting until you remember that angels had to tell people to "not be afraid" when seeing them. amirite?
People willingly let men in strange clothes pump diseases into their beautiful babies with needles. amirite?
If you're fortunate enough, your organs will spend their entire lifetime in complete darkness. amirite?
Your viewpoint determines whether or not a source is credible. amirite?

Not how research works

Hiring a dog walker is akin to hiring a wife-love-maker, amirite?
@contextrip Make him walk the dog too

No way that's my only excuse to get out of the house

Just stick your finger in there and start scratching

Potatoes get a bad rap by being associated with laziness and ineptitude, but they're basically the same as all other vegetables in those regards, amirite?
Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?
@SleepyEthel Some atoms are more stable than others, but eventually they will all decay into their elementary components.

I believe over a long enough time, all atoms will turn into iron as it's the most stable atomic structure. And then o. Even longer time scales, it might be possible that protons could decay and we'd end with nothing but a couple of photos in the vast emptiness. But by that point the universe as we now it is basically over

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?
@Nwbeachcomber101 Yeah, they won't though.

You mean like until the black era of the universe, when almost everything is eventually consumed by black holes?

If people couldn't hold in farts they'd be way more motivated to eat healthier, amirite?