+912They should make a movie with a trailer that has bad reviews. "It sucks balls." - New York Times. "A waste of $11" - Entertainment Weekly. "You'll be watching this on an airplane soon" - Newsweek. "You might as well buy some popcorn and then spray mace into your eyes." - TIME magazine. You would go see it, amirite?
+3,801I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
+1,542Sometimes it's fun to use unnecessary amounts of anger: "Peter can i have one of your chips?" "no" "DAMN IT PETER, I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE!!", amirite?
+3,781When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
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+902I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for 5 minutes. It's my screen Saviour. amirite?
+2,276"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
+2,858I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly" That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly. And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly" Probably will piss off the government as well. amirite?
+2,752Pringles are the Nazis of potato chips. All single file, dressed the same, corralled by a crazy mustached dictator, amirite?