About me.

I am a huge nerd. I've accepted this fact.

Harry Potter is my favorite book, cause it's utterly awesome and who couldn't love it!

My favorite author is Mark Twain!

I live in Minnesota, the land of a whole lot of nothing...plus corn!

I'm fascinated by what it's like to live in other places. Where I come from is so boring I often find myself wondering what it would be like to grow up anywhere but here. Therefore you should message me where you live and tell me about it, just to make casual conversation. XP

If I could move to anywhere in the world I would want to live in St. Petersburg, Russia!

Lord of the Rings is the coolest thing since snap on bracelets! In fact, it's way cooler than snap on bracelets!

My biggest fear is being alone.

Grammer nazi's annoy the heck out of me. I don't really care if I used the wrong 'there, their, or they're' because I know what they all mean I just sometimes screw them up. Common mistake. It doesn't make me stupid because I forgot to put an apostrophe on a word, it just makes me to lazy to hit the apostrophe button. =P

I support the legalization of Marijuana. I'm not saying that to hear anyone lecture me on it. I won't try and defend myself if you do. What I put in my own body is nobodys goddamn business but my own. Ta.

I dislike people who think they are 'gangster'. You're not a G, pull up your pants!

I really like rock and heavy metal like Black Veil Brides, Bullet for my Valentine, A day to remember, and Five Finger Death Punch.

I don't really have any female friends. I don't have anything against chicks, I just find that hanging out with guys is more easy going...less drama. lol. However the downside of this is that I never really get the chance to talk about my 'girly feelings' with anyone. So ladies, send me a message and we can talk girl talk together!

I have never been in love and I have never had sex. Not because I have anything against sex before marriage but just because I want the two things to coexist for me. I was almost in love once. He's in a band. Now he has the broken pieces of my heart and I have the broken pieces to his very expense recording equipment. Ain't life funny like that.

There are so many things that I could never tell my friends about my past. I am a mystery and I intend to stay that way!

I have a serious running away problem. Whenever something goes wrong I pack my bags and hit the road for a while to clear my head. It's genetic...My mother once ran away with the circus (no joke) when she was younger. It's one trait I wish she hadn't passed on to me...

I believe the world is absolute shit. It was a shitty place before us and it will still be a shitty place long after we are gone. However, that doesn't make it any less worth it, if that makes sense. There is just something about the disasterous beauty that life brings with it. Horrible yet wonderful at the same time.

My cat, Demitri, is a beast! Annoying as fuck, but a beast, nonetheless! I know I should be greatful to have a pet that adores me so much, but I can't even step out of the house for a second without him thinking that I left him and am never coming back. I will hear him whining from down my driveway!

I love to text (but what teenage girl doesn't?) so if you impress me with your wit and clever humor I may just give you my number!=] And no, that's not a pickup line...I just like to talk to people!

Blee, blee, blee...That's all folks!

Nerds unite. Rock on. Peace out. And laugh until you can't breath!