+17It's stupid when some people say "Excuse my French!" after using profanity. Um, it's English, amirite?
+16You know a girl really loves and trusts you when she shows you what her hair looks like in the morning before she does anything to it, amirite?
+11The girls you know are garden variety: one hoes around the garden, one digs in the pockets of dirt, one spreads its seeds all over the garden, and there's a precious, beautiful flower in the center, amirite?