We could not possibly imagine what it is like after death. amirite?

Well actually we can imagine but we can't know for sure

"Needless to say" is the most useless phrase in the english language, amirite?

I'll nominate "As you know" as either a tie or close second.

It's literally telling someone you're about to share something they already know, and you know you're about to do it.

Yelling into the wind is kind of like yelling at yourself.... amirite?
When you are in a bad mood , you tend to remember past happy days ignoring the bad days, amirite?

Not really true tbh, my brain only thinks of bad days to make me feel like I'm always unlucky

Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?

Shadow Vasectomy.

There's something about holding a scissors that makes you NEED to cut something...anything. amirite?

That's why I never hold scissors naked.

The only time most people prefer to feel cold is when they flip their pillow over to the other side. amirite?

Or if they sit on a public toilet seat.

There are fruits and vegetables on a pizza. amirite?

What about cheese pizza?

There must have been a lot of pets whose owners did not come home on 9/11. amirite?
There was no such thing as bad breath before the toothbrush was invented. amirite?

Same with most beauty products

For the next 8 more days, the date can be read the same forwards and backwards, amirite?

Not in Europe. Heheheheheh. Dummy dumb Europe.

There was no such thing as bad breath before the toothbrush was invented. amirite?
@contextrip You sure about that?

Yea people definitely ate mint leaves and other items in order to freshen their breath.

Some of our potential siblings may have been swallowed, amirite?
@Or Drained

Or splattered over a pair of tits.

If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?

Take a solar panel with you and a charging cable