If you want the secret to truly getting over someone, break off all contact with them. Don't talk, don't see each other, don't text, nada. This way, your mind will be able to break apart from the person so you won't have to reminisce about them as much. amirite?

Find someone new. Someone more humorous and attractive.

There should be a site like amirite, except you post song lyrics. It could be a great way to discover new music, amirite?

I meant like posting only a few lyrics and having option to like it or whatever.

You are somewhat insecure about bringing friends to your home, amirite?

My house is extremely messy and I don't remember the last time any of my friends came over.

It will be weird in the future when we have kids, they get Facebook profiles, and will be able to look at all of our old pictures, videos, wall posts, etc from when we were their age, amirite?
@Legit_Latin Facebook is dying already.

this post waz made when it was popular two years ago.

The band Florence + the Machine sounds really good live, amirite?
The fruit in the picture many people are setting as their profile picture looks fucking delicious, amirite?

I'm lost. Someone explain?

It would suck if you were a famous celebrity, and after everyone knew your name - you decided your calling was actually to be a teacher or a sanitation worker, amirite?
@Len It's a damn good thing I don't want to be any of those things. Actually I hear being a sanitation work pays very...

You're sick? Feel better!
Also, I think I found my calling. To be a mechanical engineer. Which is odd for an 85 pound girl.

It would suck if you were a famous celebrity, and after everyone knew your name - you decided your calling was actually to be a teacher or a sanitation worker, amirite?
@Len I'm always sick thank you for the well wishes never the less. Mechanical engineer, that sounds a lot more...

I get the always being sick part. I have food poisening at the moment, which sucks. But anyway, I used to think I wanted to produce music videos but now I see that fixing cars is so much more fun. I see my neighbor do it a lot, and Im trying to learn the voculabulary and get stronger, cause it looks like you have to be quite fit to do it. I have some time, as Im only 16 so that helps.
Hows life in the librarian business?

Sometimes it seems you're not allowed to be happy for more then a day,

WHY DO I ALWAYS WORD THINGS POORLY??????
Fuck this I'm getting chips.

There are some songs that you just have to listen to with both earbuds in, amirite?

Any song by Florence Welch

Some album art is so stunning that it can stand as its own masterpiece, amirite?
@Emaphina I'm fairly sure she's just Noel Feilding in a wig.

They actually have similar facial feautures, it's kind of creepy..

There are more books out there besides Harry Potter. amirite?
@953015

How do you know HP doesn't stand for hippo?

TV writers need to realize that Biology, Chemistry and Physics aren't the only science classes offered in high school, amirite?

Am I the only one with forensics?

The mentally challenged are the best people. They are honest and innocent. They love no matter what and would never try to hurt you. I cannot understand why people hate them. amirite?

Well, my mom worked with all types of retarded people. Some were nice, whilst others were comically violent. She had one guy who hacked up his stepfather and spread him all over new York... Cause the voices told him to.

Sometimes it seems you're not allowed to be happy for more then a day,
@1857136

My sincerest apologies, good sir.