+12What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God doesn't think he's a surgeon, amirite?
+6An 'erotic' film is when you use a feather, a 'porno' is when you use the whole chicken, amirite?
+155Its quite amazing how, after hearing just the first few notes, you can remember all the lyrics to a song you haven't heard in years; but you can hardly remember what you ate for dinner 3 nights ago, amirite?
+133With just a bit of common sense it is pretty easy to read some people, just by observing them for a few minutes, while others are incredibly difficult to read; and the latter type are the ones who you would choose to be your friends, amirite?
+149You don't always think before you act or speak, even though you know should, amirite?
+175You love having money, but the fact that you HAVE to have money is a detestable idea, amirite?
-7You have ran away from home before, with the intentions of never returning, amirite?
+11Don't ever do anything you may regret later in front of an elephant, because they never forget shit like that, amirite?
+96When the world turns it's back on you, you turn your back on the world, amirite?
+10Some people are like hemorrhoids; they are raging assholes, and they can be a real pain, amirite?