+390You wonder why those people on Jerry Springer act so surprised when they find out their partner is cheating on them – what the fuck did you think you were backstage on Jerry Springer for? amirite?
+339The BBC have altered the final lines of 'Humpty Dumpty' to: "All the King's horses and all the King's men, made Humpty happy again." Fucking political correctness. What's next? "Baa Baa Afro-Caribbean sheep, you have absolutely no racially insensitive connection to picking cotton wool?", amirite?
+189When you were younger you never realized that in the Pokemon shows, Charmander's story is like that of the neglected child who gets abandoned and almost dies, emotionally scarring him for life in such a way that he no longer trusts people until a kind soul (Ash) reaches out to him. amirite?
-427It's difficult to understand why some believe Morgan Freeman is talented. He has always played the same self-righteous, irritating and borderline personality disorder patient in every movie, amirite?
+136You've always wanted to open the window, stick your head out, and yell, "It's my money, and I need it NOW!", amirite?
+136Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. It hurts like hell & It's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For e.g. I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a broken nose and a failed relationship. Perfect, amirite?
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+334You have come to terms with the fact that you will never be in first place on Rainbow Road in Mario Kart, and are just happy to still be ON the road and not falling off it every five seconds. amirite?
+1,937If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?
+307If we, the human race, turned green right after we masturbate for the first time, what we call "normal" skin color nowadays would become a legend. amirite?
+466I went to the hospital because of my addiction to coke. They referred me to Dr. Pepper, amirite?