The vast majority of the sky is actually below our feet. amirite?
If men or women wore clothing with playboy logos on it people wouldn't blink an eye, but if they wear one with a pornhub logo people will think they're odd. amirite?

I was on Holiday just before the pandemic in Thailand and saw MANY people wearing Pornhub logo clothes.

More in a couple weeks than I have seen playboy logos in the last few years in fact.

If a person can have a world record for not having a world record, then they won't qualify for the world record as then they will have a world record. So no one in the world will have a world record for having no world records. amirite?
@Mihneacuzino Give or take, yeah.

Got a whole country up there damn

If can you be invisible at anytime at will and since light can't reach your eyes, what would you see, amirite?
A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?

Plus at some point, you are holding your tail

Every number between 0 and infinity are imaginary, amirite?

Aren't they all?

Having a paper map went from being one of the biggest flexes of power and wealth in ancient civilization for thousands of years. To being something nerdy and irrelevant in the past 20ish years, amirite?
Ordering Christmas presents from Amazon. We get something in a box, and then take that thing out of the box so that we can put it into another box for someone else to take it out of the box. amirite?

Get the Amazon box-> open it-> gut it (remove packaging and invoice)-> repackage without packaging paper-> use the packaging paper for the wrapping paper.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
Adam and Eve were just ordinary people: they did exactly what anyone would do if they were told "You may touch anything, but not that one thing". amirite?
@Achilles982 Idk how young they were; if i was told to not touch something, i just wouldnt touch it

I mean after a while everyone would think: damn why am I not allowed to touch that specific thing only

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?

For height, are we talking about above ground level or above sea level? It makes a difference, especially if your dick is flying an airplane.

Tomorrow's kids are never going to understand the struggle of finding a pen and then looking for something to scribble on, to see if it works. amirite?

Yes only looking for water and clean air for tomorrow's kids

When changing the tire radius on your car, the speedometer won't display the correct velocity, amirite?

It's not off by enough to get worried about.

You know you're an adult when your cereal doesn't float in milk. amirite?

You know you're not eating a kids cereal when it doesn't float

If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?

Sounds like an unused idea for that Cryptoland pitch.