Leaving the house with the sniffles might turn you into a killer, amirite?

Leave the house you say?
Might as well travel the world and go to a few concerts aswell.

A pig's sunburn will smell like bacon. amirite?

Last night, when me and your mother were on the beach, she didn't smell like bacon! Your myth is BUSTED


Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
Not jerking off during a porno is the real accomplishment. amirite?

Makes for great background noise

Trading card packs were the first loot boxes. amirite?
Rock and roll is officially dead, amirite?

Been dead for over a decade.

If you found a floppy disk, how long would it take you to find out what's on it? I don't know anyone with a computer that old anymore.

Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?

Well, if they would listen without earphones, you wouldn't hear your own faves innit?

Writing "PLEASE!!!" totally defeats the purpose. amirite?

Works for me!

People who played sims growing up had the potential to became interior designers or psychopaths, amirite?
@optsyn Lol I always had the theory that what you enjoy playing the most in the Sims says a lot about you. I hated the...

Yeah I liked playing with the dynamics. It was really interesting to me how angry a wife would get when the husband flirted with the babysitter.

Even though an overwhelming majority of people have exposure to computers now, movies and shows still portray them with an unreasonable amount of beeps, chirps, and whistles as if they're some mystical technology. amirite?
The feeling you get when you accidentally delete an entire four paragraph text message comes awfully close to the feeling you get when you stub your toe. amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk That's the real question here. No one is reading that.

It's better to write a little and give the other person a chance to respond.

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
Children can be made accidentally but every taco ever has been made intentionally. amirite?

You underestimate how bad I am at making burritos