+1,552Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?
+1,153It's annoying how women's dress pants often don't have pockets. Just because i'm classy as fuck doesn't mean I don't have shit that I need to carry around with me, amirite?
+285You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time, amirite?
+364You know how they say "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"? How about.. "if you can't say anything intelligent, don't say anything at all", amirite?
+431Rumors hurt everyone. They hurt the feelings of the little girl whose 'friends' now thinks she's a bed-wetter. They make an adolescent boy cry at night because his classmates avoid him like the plague in the locker-room. They destroy the credibility of your co-worker, whom everyone now believes to be a thief. Gossip is discussing and it destroys lives. True or not, don't spread it, amirite?
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+554Be careful of those who pat you on the back. They might be looking for a soft spot to plant the knife. Amirite?
+1,127I'm not shy. I'm just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouh to speak, a flow of never-ceasing, insulting comments directed at you will immediately spew from within me, amirite?
+300We should all live like Super Mario. Don't question your ability to jump over barrels
just do it. Don't ask if you're worthy enough to climb laddersjust do it. And if you fight through hell to find out that Peach isn't even in the castle, don't waste time bitching about it--just move on to the next. amirite?
+1,133If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in jesus name amen", amirite?
+2,993Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?