+3,444There's better ways than war to get back at a country. For example, pick a day where its supposed to rain, fly over the capital city, and drop thousands of rolls of toilet paper. That way no one gets killed, everyone gets confused, and they have to spend their time getting wet toilet paper off of their buildings instead of hurting others. amirite?
+19Whispering everyday phrases makes them sound super creepy. For example (normal voice) Your hair looks really nice today! (whisper) You're hair looks really nice today... amirite?
+2,204The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit, amirite?