Many of us will retroactively become hypocrites for getting annoyed at old people's driving. amirite?

Nope. I expect self driving cars to be ubiquitous by the time I'm an old fart.

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

Well, everyone knows that big boxes are entirely different worlds powered by 🌈imagination🌈. Remember that Spongebob episode?

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
Killing each other barbarically for resources has just been replaced by outcompeting each other through killing yourself in the attempt to run the other competing business into the ground. amirite?

The barbarism is still out there somewhere. Here in the 'civilized' world we are but some complicit vestigial facilitator appendage.

It's weird to think that there's an environment out there where we as Humans are perfectly adapted to survive in without technology. amirite?
@Pheniz21 considering that's what we did, i don't think it's that weird.

In the context of what we are now. You, and I will never know what it means to live without technology. Even if we totally destroyed human civilization as we know it; you will always have the knowledge to construct shelter and tools. But technically by natures playbook there should be a place where we could hypothetically survive with neither.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

How about when I see a food that isn't mine and my brain sends saliva to my mouth even though the same brain knows the food isn't mine?

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
Your body becomes a trashcan whenever you eat something just because you didn't want to throw it away, amirite?

I'll need those calories later anyway

Technically, two wrongs make a right.
Women get offended by men who approach them. Men get offended by women who reject them. amirite?
@contextrip They do? Might need to change your approach and/or timing 🤷‍♂️

Nah it's a pretty well known phenomena most women exhibit, if they're attracted then he's being quirky and romantic, if he's unattractive then he's a creep.

The sinking of the Titanic must have been one of the greatest offerings to Poseidon ever. amirite?
@Suspiciousauthor More like poseidons greatest revenge for humanities efforts to build a ship that was deemed to be unsinkable.

I mean there is a lively debate on whether the Titanic would've remained afloat in a head-on collision.

A lot of people get themselves into trouble unnecessarily because they don't know how to stfu. amirite?

Great example of this: Guy finds loophole in ATM that allows him to withdraw money without affecting his bank balance. Guy withdraws and spends millions of dollars over several months.

Bank sniffs around and asks questions. Lots of time passes and nothing happens.

Guy goes on a TV show and talks about the loophole in the ATM.

Bank, who was going to write off the loss to maintain trust of their other customers, then prosecutes guy because now that it's public that is the way to maintain trust.

Guy went to jail.

STFU

Masturbating is the most fun activity where you don't smile. amirite?

I have more fun playing video games, even if I'm getting my ass kicked and sweating my ass off.

Superheroes in movies don't even know that they have their own theme music, amirite?

In Incredibles 2 they have in-world themesongs which is probably how it would be IRL too