+1,449A bad dream is actually a good dream because you wake up realizing it never happened. And a good dream is really a bad dream because you wake up realizing it never happened, amirite?
+2,276"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
+280They should just replace the noise that car alarms make with the sounds of toddlers having a meltdown. Nobody can ignore that . amirite?
+2,313People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
+3,410Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?
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+5,125What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit". amirite?
+1,053No Dentist, my gums aren't bleeding because i haven't flossed, their bleeding 'cause you're trying to saw them in half, amirite?
+1,438Paper towel commercials are wrong. When I spill something my mom doesn't smile and clean it up. She yells at me do it myself. amirite?