Yup, good old Canada. They don't make generalizations about people because they're too busy playing hockey or getting drunk or putting maple syrup on their ham! amirite?
It would be scary as hell if spiders sent out a chemical when they died so that all of their friends and family nearby would come out and attack you for killing their friend amirite?
Someone woke up on the smartass side of the bed this morning.
When Julius Caesar met Cleopatra, I bet it was vidi, vici, veni. Amirite?
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant?
While the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET.
Whats so great about Caeser? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as ceaser! Ok
Brutus is just as smart as Caeser.
People totally like Brutus just as much as they like caesar.
And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody???!? Huh!?
Because thats not what Rome is about! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!
'Twas Christmas morning and all through the site the users received achievements with delight. The family gave gifts in its own special way: by posting uplifting and kind posts today. The quarrels so common at this time of year found almost no place on our little site here. To convey my feelings I produced a rhyme (my small present rapped in a poetic chime). To our online family I must say good night, and thank you, have a good Christmas, amirite?
T'was the morning of Christmas, and all through the house the guinea pig was flying and disturbing the mouse. The wrapping lay torn on the floor and the chair and the children, clutching toys, had made the sofa their lair. The parents had retreated, clutching their heads, and drank from their coffee right down to the dregs. And I with my laptop and my wings that I flap, had just begun thinking about inspirational crap. When upon my screen I beheld such a post, I knew I must comment, a metaphorical toast. Down for my keyboard I reached in a flash, typing so hard the keys clicked and crashed.
The sun on the side of the concrete did shine as I deflected my siblings who begged with a whine. "I need to finish this!" I exclaimed as I made words appear. "It might get more Loves than all my work yet this year!" With my fingers rushing, so lively and quick, I tacked on a line and finished with a click. More rapid than updates my words came, and I thought of my Followers and called them by name. "Look Jerkface! Look Bro_Nap! Look dawg56! See colette, see Xefon, see Rashed and trueshimmerchapstick! To the top of the post and the end of the wall, but I ran out of space before calling them all
The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
It could backfire, though
"THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW!"
off with your head
Oh thanks. I needed some batteries.