+517It's hard to imagine what Santa actually does on Christmas. After a long night of delivering presents, he's unlikely to be in a festive mood. He probably comes home exhausted, snaps at a few elves, fires anyone who's still listening to Christmas music, and crashes in his armchair, amirite?
+189Bathroom graffiti is amazing. "Here I sit, brokenhearted. Tried to shit, but only farted.", amirite?
+307you hate it when you ask santa for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas and then you wake up in a box, amirite?
+20They should make a colored white-out so you can fix mistakes on blue, green, pink or any other colored paper, amirite?