Halfway through this post you started using than instead of then. Perplexing.
Wait... she cut up the rat, THEN they killed it?
"God" says a lot of things...
It's mostly the ass cheek that we like, not the anus.
You're an idiot.
20% is a pretty big tip, you'd have to do something pretty special to earn that.
It's university, not job-training.
It's easy to say you hate mass murderers and serial killers, but unless you've had some actual experiences with them it's hard to actually feel this hatred. It's much easier to feel hatred for Umbridge as most of us know someone with some of her qualities.
Scooping the litterbox is the shit.
Yeah I've always used far less conditioner, if any at all.
To be a pornstar you have to suck. It's required.
Why are you even here then?
To all the girls voting no way: I think you're missing the point.