About me.

< Insert really long annoying About Me that no one cares about >
< Insert random fact no one is going to remember >
< Insert something about religion >
< Insert something about liking something weird >
< Insert a inconveniently long list of music I like >
< Insert numbered facts about me that are really annoying>
< Insert something about being attribute + quote about said attribute >
< Insert grammar and how I care/do not care + excuse >
< Insert Amirite user I talk to + inside joke >

<Insert the fact that I have seen many profiles follow most of these things, and you are not that original>