It's strange how, in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Dick Van Dykes father has an English accent and his two childeren have English accents, but he has an American accent, amirite?

It's because he sucks at doing an English accent. Just watch Mary Poppins, his attempt at a Cockney accent is horrible.

German sounds like having a construction site in your throat, amirite?
@EpicoFuegos Nein.

Stimmt. Ich denke Deutsch ist die schönste Sprache in der Welt.

Oh you think you're so funny, posting pictures of you planking? I dare you to plank your ass in traffic, you little 'hipster', amirite?
@Javvie If it's done safely, I don't see why anyone would have a problem with it. I don't see any point in it, but if it's...

Planking- It's a faster way of you pointing out how stupid you are without me having to hangout with you

Animal testing should be illegal, Amirite?

When every member in our family is hale and hearty, it is very difficult to understand as to why the innocent animals are used for testing purposes that usually ends up killing them. But it usually starts to make more sense when someone in the family or you yourself starts suffering from a life threatening disease. It is a very symbiotic relationship that is also a very integral part of medical research. Testing on animals has helped develop vaccines for many life threatening diseases like Herpes Simplex, Hepatitis B, Polio, rabies, malaria, mumps and virus related to organ transplantation rejection. In addition to this, animal testing has also helped in the refinement of procedures related to measuring the blood pressure, pacemaker technology and the perfection of the heart and lung diseases. You will be surprised to read that anesthesia which is used to numb the body during surgery and acute pain is available today after it was successfully tested on animals first.

The reason people think Germans are always angry is because the only Germans they know of are Nazis. amirite?


I am so thankful that Martin Luther King Jr. was born so that, years later, people everywhere will get a three day weekend! And I guess the whole no segregation thing is nice too, amirite?
Hitler jokes are out of mein kampfort zone. amirite?

I see what jew did there. How can someone nazi how funny this is?
Okay these jokes can't go any fuehrer, or I'm going to heil.

You wouldn't go to the Oprah show just to see her, you would go to get the fucking awesome prizes! amirite?

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?

If they brought a gun to math and killed everyone that would be a MATHACRE get it massacre? Not funny okay... crickets chirp

It's annoying when majority of teenage girls say that they love listening to country music when they just listen to Taylor Swift. She's a pop star not a country singer, amirite?

But Taylor Swift has practically a song for everything...

Like when you have a crush on a boy, and when you have a crush on a boy that doesn't like you back, and when you have a crush on a boy and he dumps you, and when you have a crush on a boy and he acts like a prince, and when have a crush on a boy and he's with another girl, and when you are not sure if you have a crush on a boy because you've never felt love before, and when you have a crush on a boy and you love him so much you write songs about him.

You feel bad for the people whose birthdays are really close to Christmas, amirite?
That animal cruelty commercial with the dying dogs and the depressing Sarah McLachlan song can really kill your mood
, amirite?

You can adopt a little African child for just pennies a day. But it costs $18 a month to save a pet. What is Sarah McLachlan feeding these one-eyed pugs?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

some days you're as frustrated as a midget with a yo-yo. amirite?

I'm always as frustrated as an Amish electrician.

Moral of the Little Mermaid: If you disobey your parents, give in to peer pressure, and change your appearance, you'll find true love. amirite?

You should always find a stranger to obsess over and then genetically modify yourself for that stranger.