Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

no no, I'm almost positive murder is still illegal if you don't get caught

The world just seems like a better place, once you've woken up from a nap.

Am I the only one who turns into the biggest bitch when I get woken up from a nap?

You stand with Israel, amirite?

Wow this whole post makes me pissed. Just the fact that the total votes is in the negatives is so upsetting because most people probably have no idea what is going on in Israel. It is the size of New Jersey and almost all of the Middle East is ready to destroy the state in its entirety. How can Israel not use violence to defend itself when everyone around it is against its right to even exist. If they simply allowed themselves to be attacked, there would be no more Israel to even discuss. What is the reasoning behind Palestine's idea that Israel should not have a right to exist?

You don't understand how someone could grow up without ever breaking a bone, getting stung by a bee, having a cavity, etc. amirite?

i've never had any of those happen to me and i've also never had a bloody nose :D

"Pretzel Bottomed Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Pie"... What a mouthful, amirite?

where the fuck do i find this beautiful slice of heaven?

A drunk audience is a magicians best friend. amirite?
You always confuse Michael Cera and that other guy that looks and sounds exactly like Michael Cera from the Social Network, amirite?
Vermont is probably the most unknown state but they make the best maple syrup, amirite?

vermont is the most unknown state? lol what about like iowa or missouri..

You weigh less than 200lbs. amirite?
You have a favorite cheese, amirite?
Rapunzel's first time with Flynn must've been pretty awkward, seeing as she probably didn't even know what a penis was, let alone full on sex, for the first eighteen years of her life, amirite?
Rapunzel's first time with Flynn must've been pretty awkward, seeing as she probably didn't even know what a penis was, let alone full on sex, for the first eighteen years of her life, amirite?

Tangled is my absolute favorite movie, no joke. But I still don't get how she had amazing people skills when she was locked in a tower for 18 years..

You hate when people tell you that you look tired, amirite?

it's especially the worst when you're fully awake and think you look fine. like the other day my friend looks at me and was like "wow you look realllly tired..." i'm just like oh.. yeah i'm exhausted...

i always liked the name jamie for a boy

@pointless Gabrielle...yes I am a girl!

gabriel would be the masculine version of your name. gabrielle is always feminine so its not a big shock that you're a girl.