+725If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then shouldnt procrastination lead to world peace? amirite?
+17If you're early you're on time, if you're on time you're late, if you're late you're fired, amirite?
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+27Today I realized that U and I are together on the keyboard. Then I realized that under it it says JK. Then under that it says NM like nevermind. I decided that the person who made the keyboard was in a happy relationship, then they broke up badly, but then got back together, amirite?
+21You check yourself out right after you get up because your stomach is always so much flatter, amirite?
-3Just because people compare you to someone pretty, saying you look like them, doesn't mean you do. It still means you're ugly, and you just look like an uglier version of that person. Unless you actually are pretty of course. amirite?