Next time you think of a post like this, type it out, delete the unnecessary explanation, delete the rest of the post, then throw your computer out a window.
Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.
That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.
I call them toilet wizards.
This reminds me of something that would be on Totally Kyle..
"One time, I was like, walking. Down a path. And I like, looked up, and I saw this tree. And I was all 'ahhhh! tree!' and the tree was all 'ahhhh! kyle!' and so I walked away."
"That was Totally Kyle"
"TOTALLY!" strums guitar
There's like 500 shows that fit this.
A Nicholas Sparks' movie about lesbians, starring Megan Fox and Mila Kunis, will send the Kleenex business skyrocketing.
Once my mom yelled at me because she told me to get off the internet, so I got off and started doing my laundry "in a disrespectful way."
Wouldnt Carly be Freddie's aunt, not his sister?
I think I've seen this on another website before...
OMG, I laughed too! I would get a smiley face henna tattoo on my face or hand or somewhere obvious, and if the school said anything to me, I'd yell "IT'S FOR MY FALLEN HOMIES!"
I always make other people kill bugs for me, even if they're a girl.
I'm not sexist, I'm just a wimp.
That's happened to me like twice this week.
You guys are never going to let that one go.
I'M USING THIS LINE.
AND THE OKLAHOMA ONE TOO.
This is one of those things where I completely expected the ending, but for some reason I laughed when I read it anyways.