It's also really small. HAHA POINT AT IT AND LAUGH!
WHO CARS AS LONG S DEY'RE HAT ITS K
I'm going to choose to take it to mean you have literally no idea what is going on right now.
I couldn't give a shit about the first one but the whole friend zone thing is such bullshit. I really only see guys complain about it, but in reality, it happens to everyone. I've been friend zoned and I've done my fair share of friend zoning. The main thing is to just stop being a whiny bitch and get the fuck over it. Just because you like someone doesn't mean they have to like you back. That's life.
tl;dr Don't be a bitch.
Nope. You're all alone and now you're replying to your own comment you sad, lonely, creepy fuck.
I missed the part where amirite was a place to post about razorsoft's problems
IT'S SO ANNOYING! They come to the door and I have to put on some goddamn pants! Do you know how much I hate wearing pants? I hate it a lot! So I don't even put on pants. I go to the door in a pair of stained tighty whiteys with a popsicle in my hand. I make DIRECT eye contact while eating it and if that makes them uncomfortable, then that's fine. If they can't accept me, then I can't accept Jesus. GET OFF MY PORCH!
That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce.
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"These flowers are dead."
"Yeah, we need to talk"
I agree, because when you read a book with an ugly cover you aren't looking at the cover when you read the book. When you're friends with an ugly and/or fat person you have to look at them and hide your revulsion every time you speak to them.
Once upon a time, my sister put nutella on her hand and chased my other sister through the house saying "Does my doo doo smell weird to you?" then my other sister started crying. I guess that's why I don't eat nutella.