You've always wondered if you could get pregnant by looking at really super realistic porn--like if you imagined it really intensely and "tricked" your brain into thinking that you had actual sex, thus making you start getting to be pregnant. amirite?

OMG Yes! Except science, so no.

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@1504381

You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.

Worst job ever has to be the person that writes the Terms and Agreements. amirite?

You could slip stuff in there such as "By agreeing to this contract, we have the right to list you as a sex offender in Canada, the UK, and all 50 states of the US" or something.

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Worst job ever has to be the person that writes the Terms and Agreements. amirite?
@How old are you?

that's creepy and irrelevant... wary smilie

Scariest question a woman can ask a guy: Notice anything different? Amirite?

I notice that i've been smiling a lot more ever since you came into my life.

There doesn't seem to be a moral to the book "The Very Hungry Caterpillar," amirite?

Obviously it is a philosophical commentary about how our hunger can never be satiated. The metamorphosis is a metaphor for death and how after our hunger for knowledge and truth has been satisfied, we will enter the kingdom of heaven. I don't know how it could possibly be interpreted any other way.

We don't smile because we're happy. We're happy because we smile, amirite?

This post is actually really creepy to me.

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There's never been enough lemonade in this world. It's time someone made a stand, amirite?
@Favvkes make*. or it's not funny.......

Take... like... by force.
1)Go and uproot a 5 year old's stand because you are pissed at the world.
2)Then actually piss, and sell it as lemonade.
3)Then, when they realize it's piss, run over them with the 5 year old's tricycle.
4) Go snicker behind a bush
THAT my friend is how to make lemonade.

@ilikefurrywolves4815 sometimes i wish i was a harry potter fan so i can understand the harry potter POTD's...

All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.

Lil' Wayne has four children at the age of 28 and T.I has six at the age of 30. I think it's safe to say these guys aren't wrappers. amirite?
You wonder what would happen if a cartoon character says "At least it can't get any worse!" while it's already raining. Amirite?

Every single character gets cancer.

Then your TV explodes.

Telling someone that they're one in a million isn't too special anymore; it's like saying, "There are almost 7,000 people who could replace you.", amirite?
@1445782

I'm going to tattoo it to my ass.

The names of the days of the week should've been mournday, tearsday, weddingday, thirstday, funday, sexyday, and songday, amirite?

Oh I get it...See...Mournday cause the weekend is gone and you're sad to get back to work/school. Tearsday when you grabbed some kind of chile, then rubbed it in your eye and started crying. And you were making the chile for Wedding day, cause you wanted to be original. And Thirstday would start at midnight right after you eat the chile. So with that, you're like "I gotta quench this fucking thirst!". Funday will just be THERE, and Sexyday will be the Honeymoon, of course. And on Songday you'll be like "I JUST HAD SEEEXX. AND IT FELT SO GOOD!"

Op you are a genius.