OMG Yes! Except science, so no.
You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.
You could slip stuff in there such as "By agreeing to this contract, we have the right to list you as a sex offender in Canada, the UK, and all 50 states of the US" or something.
that's creepy and irrelevant...
I notice that i've been smiling a lot more ever since you came into my life.
Obviously it is a philosophical commentary about how our hunger can never be satiated. The metamorphosis is a metaphor for death and how after our hunger for knowledge and truth has been satisfied, we will enter the kingdom of heaven. I don't know how it could possibly be interpreted any other way.
This post is actually really creepy to me.
Take... like... by force.
1)Go and uproot a 5 year old's stand because you are pissed at the world.
2)Then actually piss, and sell it as lemonade.
3)Then, when they realize it's piss, run over them with the 5 year old's tricycle.
4) Go snicker behind a bush
THAT my friend is how to make lemonade.
All you need to know is that Voldemort and Harry Potter team up to kill a ginger boy named Ron Weasley. Hermione is a lesbian, and loves Bellatrix, but Bellatrix loves Ron, and she kills Voldemort trying to save Ron. Fred Weasley dies of a drug overdose. A horcrux is a magical item that makes Harry invincible. Harry and Ron fight to the death, but Harry wins due to the Horcrux. Fred's twin, George Weasley, commits suicide after Ron and Fred die. Bellatrix steals Harry's Horcrux, and kills him for killing the love of her life, and then Hermione kills Bellatrix, knowing she could never have her. Hermione marries Nevile Longbottom, pretending to love him. They end up ruling the wizard world, over throwing Albus Dumbledore.
No, it's short for Lily.
Every single character gets cancer.
Then your TV explodes.
I'm going to tattoo it to my ass.
Oh I get it...See...Mournday cause the weekend is gone and you're sad to get back to work/school. Tearsday when you grabbed some kind of chile, then rubbed it in your eye and started crying. And you were making the chile for Wedding day, cause you wanted to be original. And Thirstday would start at midnight right after you eat the chile. So with that, you're like "I gotta quench this fucking thirst!". Funday will just be THERE, and Sexyday will be the Honeymoon, of course. And on Songday you'll be like "I JUST HAD SEEEXX. AND IT FELT SO GOOD!"
Op you are a genius.