One of the worst (non-lethal)  things that can happen to someone who loves to read is going blind, amirite?
One of the worst (non-lethal)  things that can happen to someone who loves to read is going blind, amirite?

It would also suck of you were someone who enjoyed being alive and you stopped breathing

One of the worst (non-lethal)  things that can happen to someone who loves to read is going blind, amirite?

This reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode with the guy who loved to read but never had any time to.
He ended up living a nuclear explosion and was the last man remaining and when he sat down to read all of these books, his glasses broke.

One of the worst (non-lethal)  things that can happen to someone who loves to read is going blind, amirite?

Which is why you should learn to read braille. One can never have enough back-up plans.

There's always that kid who is unnecessarily super secretive. Like they'll say something like "Dude, did you hear about Sarah and Max?" "No, what'd they do?" "I can't tell you here but it's super crazy, meet me at the gas station in two hours and 36 minutes." And then when they finally tell you it's super lame like they might have hooked up two years ago, amirite?

I have a great story for this! But we can't discuss it right now... Meet me here in exactly three days.

From now on, instead of Chuck Norris jokes, we should make Neville Longbottom jokes, amirite?

Neville Longbottom once found a crumple horned snorkack

If we were balloons, we would be putting pencils to eachother's heads, amirite?

If we were balloons, humans who sucked helium to make their voice higher would be like dementors.

You don't know what to say when people say you didn't invite me, amirite?

You could just say "I know"

There are 3 possible reactions when waking up from a dream: 1) Awwww, I wish that was real, 2) Holy crap, I'm glad that wasn't real, and 3) WTF WAS THAT!?!?, amirite?

For me there's a fourth one: HoIy crap, that wouId make an exceptional noveI! Must write it down.

We all know someone so dumb that they'd probably try to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a Karnaugh map instead of a Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, amirite?

confused beyond belief, amirite?

Time language is stupid. Don't say "12 'til 10." Say fucking 9:48, amirite?

I only use within a 10 or 15 Minute range of the hour such as

12:15 = 15 after or 15 after 12

I have never heard anyone say 16 til 5. That's stupid.

Reading an eBook is not nearly as fun as reading a real book, amirite?

Normally I don't mind but if I were to say all the things I hate about e-books it would be this:

  • the terms and conditions have to agree to to read it on your kindle or w/e also allows them to take your books away from you if it seems like you're violating something. One guy literally had his entire library deleted from his kindle (notes and all) which cost him THOUSANDS of dollars.
  • you can't share books the way you can with a real book.
    flipping to certain parts is more difficult
    the glare/ light can get annoying after a while
    *it's not as easy to mark up as a real book

Some good things though
light weight
can read it in the shower/bathtub without getting pages wet
*has an option to let it scroll slowly so you don't have to worry about flipping pages and moving your hands.

Stay in college forever and never have to pay back loans. StickCaveman: 1 FAFSA: 0 Amirite?
@Evan17 From what i've heard they assign you to either middle schools or high schools in a really poor part of the country...

Well shit. I will definitely look this up for more info later on. Even though I'm going to a technical college (underachiever over here) I still get to be debt free by 25.

You can milk anything with nipples, amirite?

I got nipples, can ya milk me?

Although no one really uses film cameras anymore, it'd be fun to be the person that develops them: being able to look through everyone's photos. In a non-creepy way of course, amirite?

I used to do that job, it was horrible. The printer always got jammed and the customers wanted you to move mountains for them. "You ruined my photos!", No you're just a shitty photographer!

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