+415People who don't have dogs are really unsympathetic to people whose dogs die. They just don't understand, amirite?
+9If you're running out, you mix together all the types of toothpaste in the bathroom cabinet, and then you're kind of disappointed that you haven't created some kind of uber-whitening super-toothpaste which leaves your breath fresh for weeks. It's just a bit of a funny colour. Amirite?
+13Birds singing at the weekend: "Ooh lickle birdies singing! How joyous, I love all of God's creatures! What a beautiful morning!" Birds singing on a weekday: "Shut the fuck up you little turds! I'm buying a shotgun tomorrow!" Amirite?