Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors. amirite?

People have been murdering each other since the dawn of recorded history. They look the same, but that person bows to that statue or they're from a village on the other side of the river or they're a Man City fan. People love to turn everything into us vs. them, race is just the most obvious

When you eat fish you're technically eating your ancestor. amirite?

More like your trillionth cousin.

people who give money to Twitch and SnapChat girls and pay for porn; can feel a lot better about themselves if they donate that money to charity and give it to poor people. amirite?

Or they can look at it as supporting small business, spending money in the "local" community and/or supporting entrepreneurship.

No matter how bad of a person you are, you'll always see yourself as the good guy. Your conscience will always have some sort of justification that'll prevent you from perceiving yourself as bad. amirite?

Not true since I'm full of self loathing

Things that are priceless are free. amirite?

Priceless, worthless, without cost. All the same, right?

Dying on your birthday is morbidly poetic, amirite?

Been watching Breaking Bad, eh?

We categorize our food by how it looks, not how it tastes or how it smells, amirite?
@paintingsbyO You meam to tell me you never heard of people calling chocolate bitter, or cheese savory, or candy as sweets, or...

I didn't think of that. But what I ment to say is that if some sandwich tastes like a hamburger you wouldn't call it a hamburger, because it looks like a sandwich.

We categorize our food by how it looks, not how it tastes or how it smells, amirite?
@Robisrael I don't mean to alarm you but a hamburger is a type of sandwich

Lol, I don't think that's defined so it may be free to interpretation

You can only truly taste food when you exhale. amirite?

I taste good when it's in my mouth?

Colleges are the only businesses that take better care of their employees than their customers. amirite?

Insurance.

The threat of nuclear annihilation is very real and very scary at the moment. amirite?

Anything happening? I wouldnt worry if i were you, man has seen the destruction it casuses and no country should wanna wage war with weapons like that.

Were not scared of heights were scared of falling, amirite?
Some dogs and cats probably consider the front door to be a portal to another dimension, amirite?

The car doors even more so.
It either teleports them to their favourite park or to the vet. They never know until it's too late.

Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?

Ummm... Yes? That a surprise?

When all cars go electric, the saying "step on the gas" will no longer apply, amirite?

Extracting the materials and putting them together puts not much less carbon in the atmosphere than a gasoline car does in its whole life so I'd put a big if on that, not that there couldn't be another better solution than either options.