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Tell your secrets to only the one who won't ever disclose it and that is you. amirite?
It's equally mind boggling that tweens and teens can understand and speak a made up language but cannot understand or speak a language like Spanish or French taught in school, amirite?

The goal is not to be understood by adults / in academic settings.

Buy 1 get 1 free is the same as 2 for the price of one. amirite?

But....but......one is free and the other is half off 😏

Some splashes of white paint are what keeps cars from crashing. amirite?

In third-world countries we call it common sense. Forget the white lines, you're lucky if the road is there to begin with.

you can do really well in your life as long as you don't think about anything that has ever happened or anything that might ever happen, amirite?

You need your past to learn from your mistakes and experiences.

Example -

Caveman is hungry so he eats berry.
Berry makes caveman very sick.
Caveman is hungry again and sees same berry.
Caveman knows it makes him sick and does not eat that berry.
Caveman eats different berry and does not get sick.
Caveman goes to that berry when hungry now.

During every cremation at a funeral, there is a point where the meat is perfectly cooked. amirite?
@Voluspacookie Usually? Meaning sometimes it is?

It happens in the Hindu culture, if I am not mistaken, but by average American standards, you may have a viewing/wake, and then a church service the next morning, but the family is not present for the cremation process.

Source: I am a NJ Funeral Intern

During every cremation at a funeral, there is a point where the meat is perfectly cooked. amirite?
People have no problem judging people until it becomes their civic duty to serve as a juror. amirite?

Disagree. For me it's knowing the injustices of the justice system that I, as a average citizen can never fully understand. Actual lawyers sometimes know and those in cahoots. Wealth and status alone influence outcomes…

Every gay person is a virgin because they've never had vaginal sex. amirite?

Lmao this guy's a goof

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

Or kind. Hopefully kind and not rude.

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters. amirite?
@Imasomethinganything Since toys thrive on playing and monsters feed on screams, they would be competing for kids' attention.

Imagine the story arc when the monsters go from being the enemies who scare the children to the allies who try to make them laugh all the time.

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters. amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount Then why aren't we shown the toys protecting the kids? You know Woody wouldn't be lettering Andy get scared at night.

We aren't really shown inside any room except boo's, everything else is inferred so maybe they are and we don't see it.

If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters. amirite?
@teknogreek I think you'll find it is the same. At the end of monsters Inc, Boo gives Sully a Jessie doll from toy story...

Then why aren't we shown the toys protecting the kids? You know Woody wouldn't be lettering Andy get scared at night.

In most scenarios, the hardest part of solving a problem is figuring out what the problem is in the first place. amirite?

Solve this riddle

Mississippi has four S's and four I's. Can you spell that without using S or I?

If the universe circles back on itself, then theoretically, with a telescope powerful enough, you could watch the Big Bang. amirite?

You can't see an event that didn't produce light. You can "see" the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation, which traveled everywhere, though. The Big Bang was more like a balloon and we are inside of that balloon. We can see light that has had time to reach us, but we will never see the actual balloon that encircles us because it is farther away than light would have had a chance to reach us.