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People say rusty metal is "tasteless" , but maybe we have just become so used to licking it. We don't even realise the taste. amirite?
If you batter any chicken from scratch, you are dipping chicken carcasses into it's former fetus form (also known as eggs). amirite?

It's a family reunion.

You can park 4 cars in 2 parallel parking spaces, amirite?

by parking perpendicularly?

"I'll be younger in the future" is true for future you. amirite?

One of us needs more caffeine, because either I'm not awake enough to understand this, or you weren't awake enough when writing it. Hang in a sec...

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Need a logic-check in aisle 13?!

There are probably neurotoxins that produce the most incredible high imaginable, but no one knows because they also happen to kill you. amirite?
@Pokketts Most toxins that dont kill you instantly, but slowly, cause delirium, which comes with a "high" feeling and...

Makes sense. Although I gotta say I got *lightly electrocuted once and it felt pretty darn amazing.

Could explain a lot.

A burger technically is a sandwich, amirite?

And is a hot dog technically a taco?

You can park 4 cars in 2 parallel parking spaces, amirite?
Don't joke about people being in the CIA. You might accidentally out them, and get them killed, amirite?

That's good wisdom

In Avatar, if waterbenders can bloodbend, they can make their penises rock hard, amirite?

They can not have a boner at a presentation

There are probably neurotoxins that produce the most incredible high imaginable, but no one knows because they also happen to kill you. amirite?
@yomamascub I once got a decent shock that was a literal black out. Felt far from amazing.

Yeah I got lucky and was insulated from the ground, but somehow the electricity still messed with my brain. Paralyzed me actually while I was holding the wire (electrified cattle fence).

Teenagers are sick and tired of being stereotyped as dumb and stupid, and adults are dumb and stupid for believe in such stereotypes, amirite?

Only a matter of time before a civil war is fought between teenagers and adults

T-Rex had such short forearms. amirite?

And big teeth.

If you got a lung transplant from someone with CoronaVirus, you would probably get sick, amirite?
@Bigbobseinfeld The depth is in why would anyone do it

They wouldn't. Medical professionals screen for infectious disease before performing a transplant.

If you look like your father, you look like the person your mom wanted to bang. Or vice versa. amirite?
@TheRojoGaming Your mom bangs everyone though

Oooooooohhhhhhhh
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

You know you are an adult when s in flames starts standing for sex instead of siblings. amirite?

What does this mean?