People have no problem judging people until it becomes their civic duty to serve as a juror. amirite?

Disagree. For me it's knowing the injustices of the justice system that I, as a average citizen can never fully understand. Actual lawyers sometimes know and those in cahoots. Wealth and status alone influence outcomes…

People say rusty metal is "tasteless" , but maybe we have just become so used to licking it. We don't even realise the taste. amirite?
If you batter any chicken from scratch, you are dipping chicken carcasses into it's former fetus form (also known as eggs). amirite?

It's a family reunion.

You can park 4 cars in 2 parallel parking spaces, amirite?

by parking perpendicularly?

"I'll be younger in the future" is true for future you. amirite?

One of us needs more caffeine, because either I'm not awake enough to understand this, or you weren't awake enough when writing it. Hang in a sec...

(picks up PA mic and toggles the key)
Need a logic-check in aisle 13?!

There are probably neurotoxins that produce the most incredible high imaginable, but no one knows because they also happen to kill you. amirite?
@Pokketts Most toxins that dont kill you instantly, but slowly, cause delirium, which comes with a "high" feeling and...

Makes sense. Although I gotta say I got *lightly electrocuted once and it felt pretty darn amazing.

Could explain a lot.

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

this gives me hope

A burger technically is a sandwich, amirite?

And is a hot dog technically a taco?

You can park 4 cars in 2 parallel parking spaces, amirite?
If Monsters Inc and Toy Story took place in a shared universe the toys would have stayed up all night defending their children from the scary monsters. amirite?
@teknogreek I think you'll find it is the same. At the end of monsters Inc, Boo gives Sully a Jessie doll from toy story...

Then why aren't we shown the toys protecting the kids? You know Woody wouldn't be lettering Andy get scared at night.

At a certain point a "borrowed" item becomes a "stole" item. amirite?

What if you borrow someone's stole?

If the Earth really is flat then we're literally a giant frisbee flying through space. amirite?

Wait until the giant dog catches us.

If you swallow an ice cube you are technically drinking it. amirite?

Or maybe you're eating water

Generalization is always bad, amirite?

I see what you did there

You have never seen an old midget... amirite?