Those people not wearing masks are fine becoming unknown murderers. amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Not everyone has the virus, dumbass

Masks help prevent you from passing it to other people. You can have the virus without any symptoms. Wear your damn mask... dumbass

When you find something you have lost, and you are asked where you found it, the answer is often embarrassing. amirite?
@ElBurritoLuchador What exactly have you lost

My anal plug... wait a minute... maybe it isn't the "where" that is the embarrassing part

In Avatar, if waterbenders can bloodbend, they can make their penises rock hard, amirite?

They can not have a boner at a presentation

If someone drinks water and then you drink their pee, you are technically using them as a giant straw. amirite?
Matrix 4 is only being made to make Keanu Reeves get a haircut and a clean shave, amirite?
@He'll probably demand that they just CGI it out. It seemed to work ok for Henry Cavill in Justice League

Did they really? Like you're going to play Superman and make a butt load of money, but you won't shave your face?

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?

Unless you do not have schizophrenia

There are probably neurotoxins that produce the most incredible high imaginable, but no one knows because they also happen to kill you. amirite?
@yomamascub I once got a decent shock that was a literal black out. Felt far from amazing.

Yeah I got lucky and was insulated from the ground, but somehow the electricity still messed with my brain. Paralyzed me actually while I was holding the wire (electrified cattle fence).

Love is when you can fart in front of each other without getting embarrassed. amirite?

Love is when you care enough about someone to walk to the bathroom and not expose them to your toxic stench.

A $20 pen is a much better gift than a $20 t-shirt, amirite?
@TheSonofHermes I'd rather get a t-shirt than a pen though

What if it was something else more tailored to your hobbies. Say for example if you like to cook, would you prefer a $20 whisk or a $20 kitchen knife?

If you live far away from an ocean your ancestors were probably running away or got chased out of town. amirite?
A $20 pen is a much better gift than a $20 t-shirt, amirite?

The pen is mightier than shirt.

You may have JUST been created, all the memories and experiences JUST placed into your mind. Welcome, amirite?
We automatically like someone on the road because they are driving the exact same car as us, even more if it's the same color. amirite?
You've never heard a woman farting, and you never will. amirite?

Dude please, most of my life im living with my mother and sister because my dad was at work, now my step dad is at work, im the only male in the house and i did hear that a lot

Passengers napping while you're driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you're maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel. amirite?

You hear that back there in the trunk? No, they can't. They're asleep.