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It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
@Nonsense_Narwhal I'm just joke...er..ing around? :D :(

Maybe if I reply to myself, people will love me again

Haha! That's a good one, Narwhal!

Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?
Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?
@monstrosity My Immortal is a classic. It goes without saying.

it was so deep, so goffik.... It made me crie sexily and want to run suicidally from the world

When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?
Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?

And vote 'delicious' or 'atrocious'

Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/reci...ipe/index.html
You'd better hurry though, Hurricane Irene killed lots of this year's pumpkin crops.

You know the economy's bad when even the world's most valuable technology company is losing Jobs, amirite?

Too soon, man

How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?
It feels very weird and uncomfortable to put on a bra after a whole day of not wearing one, amirite?

It feels weird to put on a bra after a lifetime of being a male.

Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?

Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?