Maybe if I reply to myself, people will love me again
Haha! That's a good one, Narwhal!
I KID, I KID.
it was so deep, so goffik.... It made me crie sexily and want to run suicidally from the world
I'd hardly call a girl who posts pictures of her pussy on the Internet a virgin.
And vote 'delicious' or 'atrocious'
You'd better hurry though, Hurricane Irene killed lots of this year's pumpkin crops.
Too soon, man
Premature ejaculation. I win.
It feels weird to put on a bra after a lifetime of being a male.
Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.
Draco Malfoy anyone? http://laurenlopezandunicorns.t...ost/5732745716