+639Forever, always, and never are words that are in promises that are almost always broken. amirite?
+331You still remember your first kiss, and how you felt at that moment. amirite?
+388When you open the new tub of butter, you scrape the little curl off first, amirite?
+610Sometimes you just feel like falling asleep and never waking up; but not dying. amirite?
+410You wish things could tell you their history, like a dress could tell all the dances it did, a doll could tell you all the games its played, shoes could show you all the places they have been, and pocket could reveal all its ever held, and a house could tell you what happens behind its closed doors, amirite?
+2,240I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
+1,806How many immature boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your mom! amirite?
+2,080"I fell out of a 15 story building once." "OMG, you're lucky to be alive!" "I know, imagine if I wasn't on the first floor!", amirite?