Since when did suffocating someone become kinky, amirite?
@Vindicare-jjl Ahh yes I will suffocate my partner until they're almost dead and then let them breath so romantic

Hey man what happens between 2 consenting adults is none of my business, if you don't like it don't do it.

If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no problem paying bills, getting food and paying taxes regardless of your success. amirite?

what if you successfully robbed the bank of $20?

Everyone can identify as a Muppet from Sesame Street, but nobody identifies as a human from it. amirite?

Except maybe Mr. Hooper.

The owo face has forward-facing eyes, indicating it is a predator. amirite?

How to catch a predator: ( owo )

When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?
@Scrolldown No, I actually think about it as well. Did I handle it right? Did she have a point? What will I say after this...

Probably depends on the age of the child too right? If a parent sends a 6 year old to their room the situation might not be as intense as when a parent feels the need to punish a teenage child.

Dying on your birthday is morbidly poetic, amirite?

Yup. That's what Shakespeare did.

Urgent is more important than Important, amirite?

Nothing is urgent

Reality TV is wasting your life by watching other people do stuff with theirs, amirite?

I mean it's just straight up brain food for the brain dead

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

humongous dicks don't matter, guys

Ugly people were chosen by nature not to reproduce. amirite?

Then why do ugly parents sometimes give birth to beautiful children?

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?

I may not be able to vocalize at high volumes, but an extremely loud and obnoxious mental trumpet should do just as well

Quotes said by dead famous people seem more wiser than quotes said by alive famous people, amirite?

Bc we tend to see the older ones that last as more knowledgeable bc they are ‘extra wise' because they seem ‘older' in our brain

Uno must be hard to play in Spanish speaking countries. amirite?

What? That's like saying Sorry is hard to play in English speaking countries

True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you don't feel your phone. amirite?

*True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you feel another hand.

A flawless person cannot tell anyone that they're flawless without becoming flawed. amirite?

"I am flawless. This is a mere statement of fact, and I take no pride or pleasure in this being the case, or telling you that it is so'.