+19When you do push ups you're really just benching the whole planet. amirite?
+28Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic. amirite?
+47Yawning is like your body giving you a low battery notification, amirite?
+10Whoever coined the phrase "dad bod" missed a golden opportunity. It should have been called a "father figure", amirite?
+29Labelling something as "military grade" makes it seem so high quality. Unless it's food, amirite?
+30Ski masks are more often associated with criminal activity than actual skiing, amirite?
+23Nothing is as fake as a conversation with a close friend while your parents are around, amirite?