Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?

It does make me smile

All fiction is propaganda. even if the author doesn't intend a moral, their values inevitably show through. amirite?

This is so stupid

The base unit of procrastination is 5 minutes, amirite?

Tbh for me it's 2 min lol.

If named correctly, the pro-forced birth movement would have likely been aborted, amirite?

Anti-forced murder movement*

FTFY

Social media is journalism without any ethics, morals, or rules. amirite?

Journalism is socal media without any accountability.

If you were forced into a room full of every single fart you have ever produced, you would most likely enjoy the smell. amirite?

Ive woken myself gagging think my dog had shat inside, I kost definitely wouldn't enjoy it

There is an easily made typo of bigger, amirite?
People are by default selfish, which is why genuine Saints surprise people. amirite?

Idk i think people are taught to be selfish because its the best way of making money.

Antonio from Encanto is going to do some qustionable things with his gift when he gets older. amirite?

That entire side of thr family will most likely (Dolores as a voyuer, Camillo could be the ultimate prostitute, and Antonio could be into beastiality since animals can consent to him)

We're not very creative when it comes to naming sports. amirite?
If you text someone with multiple personalities. You're always in a group chat, amirite?

Multiple personalities don't work like that. In my (limited) experience they have such different roles / purposes that they don't overlap socially much.

I interacted a lot with the multiples a friend of mine had a lot in person, but I only ever got one chat message from one of the others.

Storm from X men would save more lives if she just stuck to improving agriculture. amirite?

basically these super heros suck at using their powers to save people

All museums are technically thieves' dens that showcase their stolen antique/important valuables. amirite?
@Impolsion No. People can donate things to museums. I'm sure there are museums that don't have stolen goods in them.

most smaller museums that cover local history run like completely on donations or ethically purchased items.

The base unit of procrastination is 5 minutes, amirite?
Dads don't care about their yard looking nice. They just want to be left alone for a couple of hours each week. amirite?

Once my neighbor cuts his I have 72 hours to respond.