C and D batteries are as useless as 9-Volt batteries these days, amirite?

Unless you're a guitarist

If you masturbate fast enough, your penis won't get older. amirite?
most intelligent people see themsleves as idiots, whilst people with weaker cognitive abilities often think themselves as smart and intelligent, amirite?
It's likely you've walked by a killer at least once in your life. amirite?

I've known two people who have snapped and killed somebody. I would have never guessed based on their personalities.

Paying for something with cash is the same thing as giving someone part of a tree. amirite?

I can't speak for other countries, but the US dollar is made of cotton and Linen.

At some point in your life, you probably beat a world record of some kind. amirite?

You are the first to do whatever you are doing.

A sharp knife is at the same time dangerous and safe to work with. amirite?
You can slit someone's neck with a Dorito. amirite?

The Dorito Ninja strikes again!

There is an exception to almost every rule. (ex. No killing, unless in self defense) amirite?
People really take for granted how effortlessly we harness the power of the elements every day in our homes, such as when cooking or freezing food. amirite?

I did until I started doing living history and realizing how much WORK our ancestors did with just cooking.

Moths are the only animals thay appreciate artificial light more than humans, amirite?

They really don't, before electricity they used the moon at night to make sure they flew in a straight line, now with our artificial lights that strategie doesn't work anymore, so if anything they hate them.

A lot of people use their penis as a unit of measure, amirite?

Metric officer uses it to piss and he is pissed

Cities are irl bar graphs of building size, amirite?

apart from the fact that some buildings are shelters or just have basements this one is amazing.

If Timmy Turner was a teenager at the time, he would've wished for something completely different, amirite?

If he was a teenager, he wouldn't have had fairies. It's in Da Rules.

More people would probably have kids if you could just incubate them to the point where they can walk and sleep all night.... amirite?

We already have an overpopulation problem we don't need more people having kids