More house pets probably die directly from lethal injection rather than natural causes due to more owners opting to euthanize them. amirite?
@Shiny244 Euthanasia/assisted suicide is legal in many states.

In Germany it isn't even legal when someone is chronically ill, is in pain and likely will die from it.

More house pets probably die directly from lethal injection rather than natural causes due to more owners opting to euthanize them. amirite?
@Then why don't we do it for humans

They just be yanking the ol extension cord on us

Our grandparents and parents are complaining about we using our phones too much and playing videogames because it's bad for your eyes but then they proceed to watch the tv all day. amirite?

I play on my phone when im at work but i'm at home at night watching tv. i dont even have a headset.

Despacito almost has as many views as there are people on earth. amirite?

Wtf man how is that even possible

Some of the meanest bacteria hang out on the street corner between your airway and oesophagus. amirite?

The more you know lol

Future 2 thumbs, 1 hand. amirite?
The Toys in Toy Story must have seen Andy jerking off at least once, amirite?

This should be the plot of Toy Story 2,5.
And most of the toys are terrified and don't get what's happening, except for Mr. Potato and The Piggy Bank (whose name I forgot) who are watching and jerking each other off.
And Woody is depressed cause he understands that from now on, Andy will prefer porn over his toys, that means he's growing up etc.

If you hear me out there, just make it a short movie. It'll be far enough.

The word puppy is cute itself. amirite?
There are few things sadder than living in history. amirite?

Well, if you were mentioned in history you were either awesome or a complete dick, so I say it's a 50/50.

@I think we're a temporary byproduct of eternity

i believe jesus is the only way to eternal life!! ✞

you know the story is good when you fancy being a character in it. amirite?

Yes, that is exactly why I love Fallout.

The Middle Ages is the period between the Fall of the Roman Empire and the Fall of the Roman Empire, amirite?

The dark ages followed the fall I see you spilt tge empire into east and west timeline why..

If people had the ability to use the Force, we would all be Jedi. We'd all be Sith, amirite?

Plus we haven't been trained to control our emotions, which means we would be using the dark side most likely

The teenage mutant turtles were created in 1988. They're millennials. amirite?
You know how if you have too many chromosomes you have Down syndrome, if you didn't have enough chromosomes would that be up syndrome. amirite?

Isnt this the other way around