It's not fair how someone can have no interest in you while you're totally in love with them. amirite?

Put yourself in their shoes. Breaking hearts isn't exactly fun. Pretend a table fell in love with you. It's reliable and you kind of need it but you don't love it.

I really don't see why a god would even give a damn what we did. If you created a bunch of bacteria, would you really care if they were nice to one another? and would you punish the bad ones for eternity and love the good ones and let them love you and suck up to you for eternity?

Sometimes I wish death wasn't the end of everything. But knowing that you don't have an infinite amount of time at your disposal sort of inspires you to make the most of your life and not waste it. Looking at the vastness of the universe I don't see any reason for a gods existence. That's just an idea invented by primitive humans to explain things they did not understand and to come to terms with their own mortality.

*you're

Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?

"Sir you're under arrest for possessing a shit-ton of cocaine"

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

Sunday: National Homework Day. amirite?
@Nacklefoodle Why National? You really think only kids in YOUR country do that?

Well, the only two countries that exist are America and Not America, and fuck Not America because they're not good Americans.

Guys: you feel awesome when a girl trusts you to walk her to her car at night because she's afraid of being raped, amirite?

And then you rape her, right?

One third of americans believe Obama is a muslim. its really sad how stupid americans can be. i mean seriously, two thirds of americans are that blind? its just a fact that hes a muslim, amirite?

This post is incredibly stupid. Everybody knows Obama is Jewish.