Does no one else's school have a community trick-or-treating event where kids can come trick or treat in the dorms?
Maybe it's just because I live in northern Minnesota and it gets fucking cold on Halloween night a lot.
Not a Zombieland reference, but never, ever, fight zombies with fire. They're impervious to it, and the only thing scarier than the undead trying to eat you is the undead trying to eat you while on fire.
I hear that. Sophomore in college and 5'3.
Wouldn't the toilet paper itself be considered the asswipe?
City of God.
I suppose, I'm just saying you can't possibly think the same idea would be exponentially better with James Bond.
You got this from Peanuts, didn't you?
Right, because Matthew McConaughey = James Bond.
Yup, they're only alive because killing them is illegal.
Contrary to popular belief, grinding =/= dancing.
Pretty sure I tried to post this like a week ago and got flamed for doing a repeat... but kudos to you for getting it through :P
Sounds like somebody got beat up by a theater kid.
Just like all my other jokes XP
The line was originally supposed to be "Frankly my dear, I don't care", but Clark Gable had tourettes.