College freshmen: it's going to be weird not having any little shits ringing your doorbell asking for candy because you live in a dorm, amirite?

Does no one else's school have a community trick-or-treating event where kids can come trick or treat in the dorms?

Maybe it's just because I live in northern Minnesota and it gets fucking cold on Halloween night a lot.

Number one rule of killing a villain/zombie: ALWAYS shoot them twice, even if you think they're dead, amirite?

Not a Zombieland reference, but never, ever, fight zombies with fire. They're impervious to it, and the only thing scarier than the undead trying to eat you is the undead trying to eat you while on fire.

When your crush has a big flaw(short, acne, etc.) you kind of like it because it makes them more attainable, amirite?
@MetalMilitia715 Well then I'm screwed.

I hear that. Sophomore in college and 5'3.

Why is everyone saying "Free Weezy"? Sure, Lil' Wayne is famous and somewhat talented, but he's guilty of weapon possession and needs to serve his time. Amirite?

THANK YOU.

Wouldn't the toilet paper itself be considered the asswipe?

There's always that one movie that a teacher picks out that no one has seen... that's actually good. amirite?

City of God.

There needs to be a James Bond movie where he has to face off with all the pissed off women he's slept with and never talked to again over the years, amirite?
@IdkWat2Put I doesn't matter if you have the same characters, it's just the idea of it.

I suppose, I'm just saying you can't possibly think the same idea would be exponentially better with James Bond.

Every once in a while, you become extremely aware of your tongue in your mouth. amirite?

You got this from Peanuts, didn't you?

There needs to be a James Bond movie where he has to face off with all the pissed off women he's slept with and never talked to again over the years, amirite?
Some people are just lucky that murder is illegal, amirite?

Yup, they're only alive because killing them is illegal.

You like grinding........coffee..... amirite?

Contrary to popular belief, grinding =/= dancing.

He who dies with the most toys.. Still dies. amirite?

Pretty sure I tried to post this like a week ago and got flamed for doing a repeat... but kudos to you for getting it through :P

They should rename "musicals". Homo-erotic filmography is a better title, amirite?

Sounds like somebody got beat up by a theater kid.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, amirite?
@stolen from xkcd

Just like all my other jokes XP

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, amirite?

The line was originally supposed to be "Frankly my dear, I don't care", but Clark Gable had tourettes.