Analogies are like sandwiches in that I'm making one right now.
Now sir, I may be an idiot, but there is one thing that I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
He's the phone man!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Sounds like somebody got beat up by a theater kid.
You, sir, are a tremendous asshat.
WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!?!
Clever (sort of), but not funny.
Well if you're persistent enough you can deal with (or at least reach) the ones on your face... I agree the ones on the inside of the nose are a bitch, but of all the acne problems I've ever had, backne has been the worst... not being able to reach them, the ones that are extremely painful to pop, and constantly being questioned for skin diseases when doing skin checks for wrestling...
Actually, he knows what his order is, he's just not sure if he wants to get it.
Ship High in Transit happens.
"At least you're in the right room."
This is the most accurate post in the history of amirite.
It pretty much means unnecessarily repetitive.
Right, because Matthew McConaughey = James Bond.
Apparently the third one doesn't apply when said guy (me) is 5'3 and it's less awkward to hug that way.