A few years ago in psychology, the most quiet kid in the class was giving a presentation on love, which he ended with "You know, if you think about it... kissing is disgusting." The entire class went nuts.
Analogies are like sandwiches in that I'm making one right now.
Yes, but in a good way. Band kids FTW.
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
Sounds like somebody got beat up by a theater kid.
BreakfastFan, that post was tight and I'mma let you finish, but some anonymous guy had the best post of all time, OF ALL TIME!
Ooh, a metaphor!
Cuddle Puddle ftw.
Saying guns kill people is like saying spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.
SyFy's (also, who the hell decided that would be a cool new name for the channel?) are worse. Last October I watched three hours of commercials occasionally interrupted by a few minutes of Saw.
The line was originally supposed to be "Frankly my dear, I don't care", but Clark Gable had tourettes.
I could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure they had escalators in the 70s.
"At least you're in the right room."
This is the most accurate post in the history of amirite.