it's a scary thought that you're going grow old and starting enjoying things like butter pecan ice cream, amirite?

You know you're old when you buy a Buick.

Captchas can be jerks, amirite?

I remember one time I was making a sort of depressing post and the Captcha was "Get over it".

I didn't submit the post. (cry2)

Bad attitude is like a flat tyre. You can’t reach anywhere until you change it.

Dude write all your "ideas" down and post them over time. Nobody likes flooders.

Waking up to a massive spider with it's unholy demon spawn would scare the everloving shit out of you, amirite?
@1867096

I believe he was introducing Seymour to his welcome, you see, it's rather fancy to word it like that actually. Much like a waiter saying, "Your caviar, sir."

You know something terrible is happening when your doctor hands you your prescription and says "YOLO", amirite?
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
Go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then translate English to Vietnamese Copy and paste the Vietnamese words and translate Vietnamese back to English, amirite?

Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

People who watched Brave: You were very surprised at what happened, amirite?

It caught me off guard. I never expected the girl to die. And the part where they said that she won't make it to the afterlife because she didn't have a soul was very surprising, especially for a childrens' movie

Now I wish I had a time macne so I could go back & apologize for laughing.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. It's made up of two separate words—“mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
@Axolotl Not many comments on POTD.

No point in writing that, from now on there will never be many comments on POTD.

We should just have Jersey Shore pay for all the damage caused by Hurricane Katrina. They got payed a a ton of money for getting taped drinking and partying. There are people who actually NEED that money and are suffering, amirite?

Communism of sorts?

We should just have Jersey Shore pay for all the damage caused by Hurricane Katrina. They got payed a a ton of money for getting taped drinking and partying. There are people who actually NEED that money and are suffering, amirite?

The fact this is only down voted by 1 makes me angry at people.